Monday, April 27, 2009

Dick Cheney's True Identity Revealed!

Dick Cheney has come out on talk shows recently bashing some of President Obama's decisions when it comes to our foreign policies. Or he's upset that the US has foreign policies now. He's probably also upset that there's no president for him to push around anymore. He's frustrated that the United States has decided to extend an olive branch to the rest of the world, turning our enemies into friends or at least not creating any new enemies.

I started to wonder why Dick Cheney is getting so worked up over everything. He's retired, for goodness sake! Now is the time for him to enjoy golf or hunting...well, maybe not hunting. Could it be that he has a new book that he's releasing soon and is trying to drum up publicity? Maybe. Will he team up with Donald Rumsfeld to start their own right wing radio show and try to overthrow Rush? The known unknowns aren't known. Why is Dick Cheney so angry inside? Because he is actually Major Arnold Toht, the Nazi in Raiders of the Lost Ark! Your true identity is revealed Mr. Cheney...or should I say, Major Toht.

Don't believe me? Check out some of the photos I've found and you be the judge:

Here's Dick Cheney at Barack Obama's inauguration. See the sinister look on his face. It's the, "I'll-get-you-Obama-if-it's-the-last-thing-I-do" look.

Here he is as his alter ego, Major Arnold Toht in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Same sinister look.

"Smile at Hugo Chavez, will you? Talk to Iran? Never."
His face gets melted off at the end, by the way.

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