I started to wonder why Dick Cheney is getting so worked up over everything. He's retired, for goodness sake! Now is the time for him to enjoy golf or hunting...well, maybe not hunting. Could it be that he has a new book that he's releasing soon and is trying to drum up publicity? Maybe. Will he team up with Donald Rumsfeld to start their own right wing radio show and try to overthrow Rush? The known unknowns aren't known. Why is Dick Cheney so angry inside? Because he is actually Major Arnold Toht, the Nazi in Raiders of the Lost Ark! Your true identity is revealed Mr. Cheney...or should I say, Major Toht.
Don't believe me? Check out some of the photos I've found and you be the judge:
Here's Dick Cheney at Barack Obama's inauguration. See the sinister look on his face. It's the, "I'll-get-you-Obama-if-it's-the-last-thing-I-do" look.
Here he is as his alter ego, Major Arnold Toht in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Same sinister look.